[Ugh ugh ugh this is the worst, but showing her now might be better than just--yelling surprise!! and flashing her brand spanking new tits when she walks in the door.
So enjoy one (1) very decidedly female face on your feed, short hair rumpled, with what is now an oversized t-shirt slipping off one shoulder.]
Boobs. You're walking into boobs, Lydia, which are making my clothes fit really weird and I know it's before noon but I need to start drinking, like, immediately. Right now. Pronto.
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So enjoy one (1) very decidedly female face on your feed, short hair rumpled, with what is now an oversized t-shirt slipping off one shoulder.]
Boobs. You're walking into boobs, Lydia, which are making my clothes fit really weird and I know it's before noon but I need to start drinking, like, immediately. Right now. Pronto.