Puppies can totally learn tricks. [Do they even have obedience training here?? Stiles isn't so sure he'd want to put a dog through Proxima-sanctioned doggy day care.

He watches her eat the biscuit, scratches behind her ears a little before meandering back over to the couch and flopping down on it, picking up the corkscrew and sticking his tongue out in concentration as he starts to work at the wine bottle.

The cork twists out with a satisfying little pop, after minimal struggling, and Stiles pours a generous amount into his mug, then one for Lydia, setting hers aside and taking a sip. It's sweeter than he likes his booze, but he can deal.]

I have every intention of getting drunk enough to not care about dumb assholes via sip or gulp or chug, so. Either way.