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( VOICEMAIL @ PROXIMA ) do you have an iq over 170?

❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞

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absofreakinglutely

especially if it keeps my hands away from this stupid thing for a while

It's interesting, but weird.

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thanks

maybe now if people ask me incriminating questions i can just talk about alien penises

That's a solid backup. It'd probably be a more PG conversation to have instead of telling Derek how I made you put on lacy purple panties and then we bought th

Sorry.

[ why is everything happening so much. ]

[Cue proverbial spit-take.]

why. why? why is that a conversation you're having with derek

are you texting him about me texting you about us sexting oh my god lydia

Yes.

akhawesorry.

He said he liked your mouth and that morphed into talking about our shopping trip, which you'd think should be conversationally off limits? But since we're apparently discussing him fucking YOU into a mattress this time, I think it's fair game.

see, i sort of thought i was done shamefully jerking off for the night but i just popped boner number 2 so apparently not

does he want to fuck me into a mattress??

more important question, are you getting off on this?

He's not the most direct communicator, but that is what I'm inferring. You tell me. You sexted with him first.

And no. I'm not touching myself, at least. If that's what you mean.

Are you?

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While we're talking, I mean.

we both sort of abruptly disengaged as it was getting to that...part. of the conversation.

but yes there were implications and now i want to revisit it which is a very bad idea, thanks lydia

i'm not but thinking about you in lingerie and me in lingerie and then thinking about derek thinking about you in lingerie and me in lingerie is really not doing much to kill my boner so i would really like to

Sorry.

I'm not really sorry.

If you need to put down the iPad, I understand.

[ what a good understanding friend she is. ♥ ]

I think I'm going to go take a shower.

are you gonna touch yourself in the shower?

[What are filters???]

Either touch myself or take a really really cold shower.

[ nonexistent apparently. ]

both sound like reasonable options but i'm voting for the first

but if you need to take a cold shower then

you do that

[Also a good friend. Sort of.]

Somehow I just don't see masturbating doing it for me right now.

[ but that's not an open invitation, so she follows up with a quick: ] I'm going to shower now. Bye Stiles.

[If you could only see his face right now!!!

And his dick, maybe.]

night lydia

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