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( VOICEMAIL @ PROXIMA ) do you have an iq over 170?

❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞

( TEXT - VIDEO - VOICEMAIL - ARCHAIC LATIN )

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hey, wanna come over later?

i mean
i mean that in like nice ways
like do you wanna eat a burger and talk about life ways
not
you know

oh man
this is so weird

Weird because you dated my best friend or weird because you've seen my come face?

How about Chinese food instead of burgers?

[ sweats ]

weird because i was really rude to you, and would like to make it up
and yes also both of those things

chinese it is

[ is it weird that she doesn't think that was too weird?

is it weird she's going to brush it off by comparing it to that time they made out in coaches office?

...probably. ]

How's 7 sound?

[ sweats ]

sounds good!!
we'll order when you get here

i think derek and i just sexted and you were involved.

[merry christmas happy truth serum day!!]

Excuse me?

i mean, i jerked off before texting you so it was more like an hour ago butglkf

[He just flipped his device onto the floor, the struggle is real.]

[ brave solider! ]

I'm a little confused about why you're telling me this,

But not nearly as grossed out as I think I should be.

[Give him like, 5 minutes to wage the war between "I absolutely do not want to see what Lydia's response is" and "my anxiety will be infinitely worse if I do not see what Lydia's response is."]

i've been feeling this compulsion to say exactly what's on my mind which is not a regular occurrence in the life of stiles, let me tell you

well, okay, it's sort of a regular occurrence but usually i have the option of lying

right now it's just horrible sexy word vomit.

i'm also really horny.

[ there's a lot of places that this conversation could go

but really only one direction in which it's going to go

because a stiles with the compulsion to tell the truth? color her ~~concerned~~ intrigued. ]

Tell me more about this sexting thing.

[ no like really, she's really concerned, so concerned that she simultaneously seeks a not-so-third-party's side of the story. what the fuck is happening here ]

[No Lydia don't do the thing]

the conversation started with zero intent to sext

[That, at least, is true.]

and then it sort of veered down the "remember when i saw you guys fucking" path

[ the thing been done! ]

You mean you steered it down the "remember when I saw you guys fucking" path.

yep

[Shit.]

Wow. You're lucky you're kind of endearing, otherwise I might but probably wouldn't think you're just a complete moron.

[ that was...

an insult. in theory, at least. but somehow endearing got in there and she didn't actually call him a moron and since when were either of those things on the list of things to be openly displayed. it's okay, she can save this one and - ]

I'm more curious than I think I should be and I want to know what you got off on.

[ wait shit that wasn't an insult either. ]

i'm endearing?

[Maybe he can turn this conversation around after all! Except crap, there's the second part of that text.]

i started off thinking about him fucking me the way he fucked you when i walked in on you guys.

except, you know, my mind wandered and i thought about the lingerie store and how i could feel how wet you were through your panties when my knee slid between your legs

[That got a lot more specific than he was hoping for.]

No.

Yes.

[ fuck. ]

If we hadn't been interrupted I would have probably come from grinding against your leg, and then I would have blown you.

[ no seriously, what the fuck. ]

wow

i wish we hadn't been interrupted

Yeah.

I kind of wish I could stop typing everything that comes into my head. We have filters for a reason, society would explode without them.

If you were having sex with Derek and I walked in on it, would that cancel out all the awkwardness?

maybe that's their goal. society exploding.

do you want to walk in on me having sex with derek?

[Very temporarily circumventing having to directly answer her question, but he can feel the chip twitching in his neck, stomach cramping up as he hits send.]

Edited (gently editing so amber can see if she's getting notifs!! no content change) 2013-12-16 05:33 (UTC)

Seems like a unprofitable goal.

[ and wow, that is a...that is a question, for sure. ]

I don't know?

...No, if I were to see anything, I'd rather be there from the very begi

[ wow no okay, of course when she tries to backspace she presses send, this is awful. ]

Wow, I'm a little uncomfortable. Can we talk about something else?

i really want to hear more about that.

[Ugh.]

but yep let's switch gears

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