( VOICEMAIL @ PROXIMA ) do you have an iq over 170?

[afieldsmedal]

❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞


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[afieldsmedal]

Nothing ever doesn't work, Allison. We've just got to try hard enough.

Besides, studies show that you don't actually have to be that intoxicated to relax and "be drunk", and the majority of the time people who received the placebo in place of alcohol acted more drunk than those who received alcohol when they were told they were getting placebo because they were acting on societies expectations of being drunk more than any actual legitimate intoxication.

1/2

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Lydia.

[ on the other end of the line allison's despairing, because she doesn't think she'll ever relax again in her life. ]

demi do u wanna log or actionspam!!

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Pour me a glass.
I'll be there as soon as I can.

i always want a log :3

[afieldsmedal]

That's my girl. Run. Run with your incredibly muscular, hairy legs!

ok i am heading to work but we can race i can put one up when i get home if you don't beat me

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Please never mention these legs ever again.

!!!

[afieldsmedal]

You could have much worse legs.

[ also i made you a thing ]