( VOICEMAIL @ PROXIMA ) do you have an iq over 170?

[afieldsmedal]

❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞


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[freaking]

maybe that's their goal. society exploding.

do you want to walk in on me having sex with derek?

[Very temporarily circumventing having to directly answer her question, but he can feel the chip twitching in his neck, stomach cramping up as he hits send.]

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[afieldsmedal]

Seems like a unprofitable goal.

[ and wow, that is a...that is a question, for sure. ]

I don't know?

...No, if I were to see anything, I'd rather be there from the very begi

[ wow no okay, of course when she tries to backspace she presses send, this is awful. ]

Wow, I'm a little uncomfortable. Can we talk about something else?

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[freaking]

i really want to hear more about that.

[Ugh.]

but yep let's switch gears

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[afieldsmedal]

[ talk about something else, talk about nothing at all... no really, how do we wrap up this conversation. ]

Did you still want that packet on alien anatomy?

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[freaking]

absofreakinglutely

especially if it keeps my hands away from this stupid thing for a while

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[afieldsmedal]

It's interesting, but weird.

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[freaking]

thanks

maybe now if people ask me incriminating questions i can just talk about alien penises

(TEXT) now i take creative liberties

[afieldsmedal]

That's a solid backup. It'd probably be a more PG conversation to have instead of telling Derek how I made you put on lacy purple panties and then we bought th

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[afieldsmedal]

em

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[afieldsmedal]

Sorry.

[ why is everything happening so much. ]

(TEXT) yes perfect

[freaking]

[Cue proverbial spit-take.]

why. why? why is that a conversation you're having with derek

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[freaking]

are you texting him about me texting you about us sexting oh my god lydia

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[afieldsmedal]

Yes.

akhawesorry.

He said he liked your mouth and that morphed into talking about our shopping trip, which you'd think should be conversationally off limits? But since we're apparently discussing him fucking YOU into a mattress this time, I think it's fair game.

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[freaking]

see, i sort of thought i was done shamefully jerking off for the night but i just popped boner number 2 so apparently not

(TEXT) i lied 2/3

[freaking]

does he want to fuck me into a mattress??

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[freaking]

more important question, are you getting off on this?

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[afieldsmedal]

He's not the most direct communicator, but that is what I'm inferring. You tell me. You sexted with him first.

(TEXT) 2/4 i lied too

[afieldsmedal]

And no. I'm not touching myself, at least. If that's what you mean.

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[afieldsmedal]

Are you?

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[afieldsmedal]

While we're talking, I mean.

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[freaking]

we both sort of abruptly disengaged as it was getting to that...part. of the conversation.

but yes there were implications and now i want to revisit it which is a very bad idea, thanks lydia

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[freaking]

i'm not but thinking about you in lingerie and me in lingerie and then thinking about derek thinking about you in lingerie and me in lingerie is really not doing much to kill my boner so i would really like to

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[afieldsmedal]

Sorry.

I'm not really sorry.

If you need to put down the iPad, I understand.

[ what a good understanding friend she is. ♥ ]

I think I'm going to go take a shower.

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[freaking]

are you gonna touch yourself in the shower?

[What are filters???]

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[afieldsmedal]

Either touch myself or take a really really cold shower.

[ nonexistent apparently. ]