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[afieldsmedal]

❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞


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(TEXT)

[afieldsmedal]

[ the thing been done! ]

You mean you steered it down the "remember when I saw you guys fucking" path.

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[freaking]

yep

[Shit.]

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[afieldsmedal]

Wow. You're lucky you're kind of endearing, otherwise I might but probably wouldn't think you're just a complete moron.

[ that was...

an insult. in theory, at least. but somehow endearing got in there and she didn't actually call him a moron and since when were either of those things on the list of things to be openly displayed. it's okay, she can save this one and - ]

I'm more curious than I think I should be and I want to know what you got off on.

[ wait shit that wasn't an insult either. ]

(TEXT) takes some creative liberties IF THIS IS NOT OK say the word!!

[freaking]

i'm endearing?

[Maybe he can turn this conversation around after all! Except crap, there's the second part of that text.]

i started off thinking about him fucking me the way he fucked you when i walked in on you guys.

except, you know, my mind wandered and i thought about the lingerie store and how i could feel how wet you were through your panties when my knee slid between your legs

[That got a lot more specific than he was hoping for.]

(TEXT) that is a-okay i like your creative liberties

[afieldsmedal]

No.

Yes.

[ fuck. ]

If we hadn't been interrupted I would have probably come from grinding against your leg, and then I would have blown you.

[ no seriously, what the fuck. ]

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[freaking]

wow

i wish we hadn't been interrupted

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[afieldsmedal]

Yeah.

I kind of wish I could stop typing everything that comes into my head. We have filters for a reason, society would explode without them.

If you were having sex with Derek and I walked in on it, would that cancel out all the awkwardness?

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[freaking]

maybe that's their goal. society exploding.

do you want to walk in on me having sex with derek?

[Very temporarily circumventing having to directly answer her question, but he can feel the chip twitching in his neck, stomach cramping up as he hits send.]

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[afieldsmedal]

Seems like a unprofitable goal.

[ and wow, that is a...that is a question, for sure. ]

I don't know?

...No, if I were to see anything, I'd rather be there from the very begi

[ wow no okay, of course when she tries to backspace she presses send, this is awful. ]

Wow, I'm a little uncomfortable. Can we talk about something else?

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[freaking]

i really want to hear more about that.

[Ugh.]

but yep let's switch gears

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[afieldsmedal]

[ talk about something else, talk about nothing at all... no really, how do we wrap up this conversation. ]

Did you still want that packet on alien anatomy?

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[freaking]

absofreakinglutely

especially if it keeps my hands away from this stupid thing for a while

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[afieldsmedal]

It's interesting, but weird.

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[freaking]

thanks

maybe now if people ask me incriminating questions i can just talk about alien penises

(TEXT) now i take creative liberties

[afieldsmedal]

That's a solid backup. It'd probably be a more PG conversation to have instead of telling Derek how I made you put on lacy purple panties and then we bought th

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[afieldsmedal]

em

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[afieldsmedal]

Sorry.

[ why is everything happening so much. ]

(TEXT) yes perfect

[freaking]

[Cue proverbial spit-take.]

why. why? why is that a conversation you're having with derek

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[freaking]

are you texting him about me texting you about us sexting oh my god lydia

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[afieldsmedal]

Yes.

akhawesorry.

He said he liked your mouth and that morphed into talking about our shopping trip, which you'd think should be conversationally off limits? But since we're apparently discussing him fucking YOU into a mattress this time, I think it's fair game.

1/2 (TEXT)

[freaking]

see, i sort of thought i was done shamefully jerking off for the night but i just popped boner number 2 so apparently not

(TEXT) i lied 2/3

[freaking]

does he want to fuck me into a mattress??

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[freaking]

more important question, are you getting off on this?

(TEXT) 1/2

[afieldsmedal]

He's not the most direct communicator, but that is what I'm inferring. You tell me. You sexted with him first.

(TEXT) 2/4 i lied too

[afieldsmedal]

And no. I'm not touching myself, at least. If that's what you mean.