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( VOICEMAIL @ PROXIMA ) do you have an iq over 170?

❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞

( TEXT - VIDEO - VOICEMAIL - ARCHAIC LATIN )

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Excuse me?

i mean, i jerked off before texting you so it was more like an hour ago butglkf

[He just flipped his device onto the floor, the struggle is real.]

[ brave solider! ]

I'm a little confused about why you're telling me this,

But not nearly as grossed out as I think I should be.

[Give him like, 5 minutes to wage the war between "I absolutely do not want to see what Lydia's response is" and "my anxiety will be infinitely worse if I do not see what Lydia's response is."]

i've been feeling this compulsion to say exactly what's on my mind which is not a regular occurrence in the life of stiles, let me tell you

well, okay, it's sort of a regular occurrence but usually i have the option of lying

right now it's just horrible sexy word vomit.

i'm also really horny.

[ there's a lot of places that this conversation could go

but really only one direction in which it's going to go

because a stiles with the compulsion to tell the truth? color her ~~concerned~~ intrigued. ]

Tell me more about this sexting thing.

[ no like really, she's really concerned, so concerned that she simultaneously seeks a not-so-third-party's side of the story. what the fuck is happening here ]

[No Lydia don't do the thing]

the conversation started with zero intent to sext

[That, at least, is true.]

and then it sort of veered down the "remember when i saw you guys fucking" path

[ the thing been done! ]

You mean you steered it down the "remember when I saw you guys fucking" path.

yep

[Shit.]

Wow. You're lucky you're kind of endearing, otherwise I might but probably wouldn't think you're just a complete moron.

[ that was...

an insult. in theory, at least. but somehow endearing got in there and she didn't actually call him a moron and since when were either of those things on the list of things to be openly displayed. it's okay, she can save this one and - ]

I'm more curious than I think I should be and I want to know what you got off on.

[ wait shit that wasn't an insult either. ]

i'm endearing?

[Maybe he can turn this conversation around after all! Except crap, there's the second part of that text.]

i started off thinking about him fucking me the way he fucked you when i walked in on you guys.

except, you know, my mind wandered and i thought about the lingerie store and how i could feel how wet you were through your panties when my knee slid between your legs

[That got a lot more specific than he was hoping for.]

No.

Yes.

[ fuck. ]

If we hadn't been interrupted I would have probably come from grinding against your leg, and then I would have blown you.

[ no seriously, what the fuck. ]

wow

i wish we hadn't been interrupted

Yeah.

I kind of wish I could stop typing everything that comes into my head. We have filters for a reason, society would explode without them.

If you were having sex with Derek and I walked in on it, would that cancel out all the awkwardness?

maybe that's their goal. society exploding.

do you want to walk in on me having sex with derek?

[Very temporarily circumventing having to directly answer her question, but he can feel the chip twitching in his neck, stomach cramping up as he hits send.]

Edited (gently editing so amber can see if she's getting notifs!! no content change) 2013-12-16 05:33 (UTC)

Seems like a unprofitable goal.

[ and wow, that is a...that is a question, for sure. ]

I don't know?

...No, if I were to see anything, I'd rather be there from the very begi

[ wow no okay, of course when she tries to backspace she presses send, this is awful. ]

Wow, I'm a little uncomfortable. Can we talk about something else?

i really want to hear more about that.

[Ugh.]

but yep let's switch gears

[ talk about something else, talk about nothing at all... no really, how do we wrap up this conversation. ]

Did you still want that packet on alien anatomy?

absofreakinglutely

especially if it keeps my hands away from this stupid thing for a while

It's interesting, but weird.

» DOWNLOAD: EMTraining_packet103.exe

thanks

maybe now if people ask me incriminating questions i can just talk about alien penises

That's a solid backup. It'd probably be a more PG conversation to have instead of telling Derek how I made you put on lacy purple panties and then we bought th

Sorry.

[ why is everything happening so much. ]

[Cue proverbial spit-take.]

why. why? why is that a conversation you're having with derek

are you texting him about me texting you about us sexting oh my god lydia

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(TEXT) takes some creative liberties IF THIS IS NOT OK say the word!!

(TEXT) that is a-okay i like your creative liberties

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(TEXT) now i take creative liberties

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(TEXT) yes perfect

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