lydia martin. (
afieldsmedal) wrote2013-11-02 01:52 pm
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( VOICEMAIL @ PROXIMA ) do you have an iq over 170?


❝ You've reached Lydia Martin. I'm obviously not available right now, or I'm screening my calls and don't want to talk to you. But either way, leave a message and I might get back to you. ❞
( TEXT - VIDEO - VOICEMAIL - ARCHAIC LATIN )
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but really only one direction in which it's going to go
because a stiles with the compulsion to tell the truth? color her
concernedintrigued. ]Tell me more about this sexting thing.
[ no like really, she's really concerned, so concerned that she simultaneously seeks a not-so-third-party's side of the story. what the fuck is happening here ]
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the conversation started with zero intent to sext
[That, at least, is true.]
and then it sort of veered down the "remember when i saw you guys fucking" path
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You mean you steered it down the "remember when I saw you guys fucking" path.
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[Shit.]
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[ that was...
an insult. in theory, at least. but somehow endearing got in there and she didn't actually call him a moron and since when were either of those things on the list of things to be openly displayed. it's okay, she can save this one and - ]
I'm more curious than I think I should be and I want to know what you got off on.
[ wait shit that wasn't an insult either. ]
(TEXT) takes some creative liberties IF THIS IS NOT OK say the word!!
[Maybe he can turn this conversation around after all! Except crap, there's the second part of that text.]
i started off thinking about him fucking me the way he fucked you when i walked in on you guys.
except, you know, my mind wandered and i thought about the lingerie store and how i could feel how wet you were through your panties when my knee slid between your legs
[That got a lot more specific than he was hoping for.]
(TEXT) that is a-okay i like your creative liberties
Yes.
[ fuck. ]
If we hadn't been interrupted I would have probably come from grinding against your leg, and then I would have blown you.
[ no seriously, what the fuck. ]
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i wish we hadn't been interrupted
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I kind of wish I could stop typing everything that comes into my head. We have filters for a reason, society would explode without them.
If you were having sex with Derek and I walked in on it, would that cancel out all the awkwardness?
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do you want to walk in on me having sex with derek?
[Very temporarily circumventing having to directly answer her question, but he can feel the chip twitching in his neck, stomach cramping up as he hits send.]
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[ and wow, that is a...that is a question, for sure. ]
I don't know?
...No, if I were to see anything, I'd rather be there from the very begi
[ wow no okay, of course when she tries to backspace she presses send, this is awful. ]
Wow, I'm a little uncomfortable. Can we talk about something else?
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[Ugh.]
but yep let's switch gears
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Did you still want that packet on alien anatomy?
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especially if it keeps my hands away from this stupid thing for a while
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» DOWNLOAD: EMTraining_packet103.exe
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maybe now if people ask me incriminating questions i can just talk about alien penises
(TEXT) now i take creative liberties
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[ why is everything happening so much. ]
(TEXT) yes perfect
why. why? why is that a conversation you're having with derek
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akhawesorry.
He said he liked your mouth and that morphed into talking about our shopping trip, which you'd think should be conversationally off limits? But since we're apparently discussing him fucking YOU into a mattress this time, I think it's fair game.
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(TEXT) i lied 2/3
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(TEXT) 1/2
(TEXT) 2/4 i lied too
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